Ben |
Name: Ben
Birthday: July 4, 1981
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 220
Comments: Obviously, since I'm in every story, I should introduce
myself. So here I am. A simple and pragmatic CU student. Enjoy it,
people, because there's enough of me to go round.
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Art |
Name: Art (Aquaman)
Birthday: June 26, 1981
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 130
Comments: Art looks indian, but he's not. We lived on the same
floor my first year at CU and he introduced me to my roommate Brian
and Asheesh.
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Brian |
Name: Brian (Smoove B)
Birthday: November 25, 1980
Height: 5'6"
Weight: 110
Comments: Brian is my roommate. He's fucking hilarious all the
time, even sober (which isn't often). He's a chem major and a genius,
and I've only beaten him at chess once... I'm so proud...
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Peter |
Name: Peter (Peter of the Norse)
Birthday: September 17. 1977
Height: 6'6"
Weight: 250
Comments: Peter is my other roommate. We worked at the radio station
together and he can do things with a computer that I haven't seen
since the 70s. He collect idiosyncracies as a hobby. They smell.
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Asheesh |
Name: Asheesh
Birthday: January 9,1979
Height: 5'4"
Weight: 125
Comments: Asheesh is one of my good friends. He lives at the party
house known as 875. We have a rivalry in pool going on, but I'll
win.
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Jesse |
Name: Jesse
Birthday: unknown
Height: 6'0"
Weight: 230
Comments: Jesse is a former resident of 875. He still comes around
and hangs out, entertaining us with stories of his childhood on
the farm with Jack Daniels.
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Andrew |
Name: Andrew
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Comments: Andrew is a man after my own heart. He lives in a city
just long enough to earn enough money to go live abroad for a while
and he loves to cook.
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Allison |
Name: Allison
Birthday: September 30, 1981
Height: 5'6"
Comments: Allison is from Washington D.C. She plays trumpet with
the CU marching band and is constantly partying at her place. I've
spent many long hours chatting online with her and her friend Kate.
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Shyamlee |
Name: Shyamlee (Shyams)
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Height: 5'5"
Comments: Shyams is one of my best friends at CU, if not my best
friend. We talk about everything and I value you her opinion a lot.
In additon, she's going out with Brian (thanks to a lot of pushing
by me).
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Sonja |
Name: Sonja
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Height: 5'2"
Comments: Sonja is one of Shyam's friends from high school in San
Fran. She's a French major and runs triathalon. She's way cool,
but way busy. She has the coolest shade of blue nail polish, though.
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Allison |
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Comments: Allison is Shyams's best friend. When Allison had a bad
week-long break up with her long-term boyfriend, Shyams dropped
everything to run off to Arizona with her for a weekend.
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Kate |
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Comments: Kate is cynical and confrontational. That's what makes
her so much fun to hang out with. She used to do the hammer throw
in track and field and, because of that, seriously fucked up her
back.
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Alex |
Name: Alex
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Comments: Our Chilean fabio. He gets the women, the wine, and his
own bar back in Chile. Just remember that if company is over, his
name's Jean-Paul.
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Ike |
Name: Ike
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Comments: Ike is the most intense worker I know. He lives at 875,
but he's almost never there except for the occasional pool game
or party.
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Sam |
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Comments: Sam is a textbook editor. He's by far the oldest of the
875ers and probably the loudest too. If you let him outside, you'll
have a noise violation fast!
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Josh |
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Comments: Josh is the untypical 875er. He's quiet, refined, and
a very nice guy. He doesn't socialize all that much, but when he
does he's very intelligent.
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Becky |
Name: Becky
Birthday: October 24, 1982
Height: Under 5'
Comments: Becky is Art's sister and another of my good friends.
She's in the Alpha Phee sorority, but she really doesn't act like
a sorority girl. She's always got something interesting to talk
about, too.
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Corinne |
Name: Corinne
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Comments: Corinne is one of Becky's good friends. I know that we're
in the same CS1300 class, but I haven't really had a chance to talk
to her. She always seems very nice and caring.
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Liz |
Name: Liz
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Comments: Liz is another of Becky's good friends. She's in the
sorority and much more closely aproximates a sorority girl. Word
on the street is that she spends 3 hours on her wardrobe and hair
daily.
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Stephanie |
Name: Stephanie
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Comments: Steph is my friend and kinda boss at the radio station.
we both started there at about the same time, but she runs the Think
Tanks, which are what I do right now. She's a maineiac.
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Jen |
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Comments: Jen is Shyamlee's roommate. She's really cool, and we
occasionally get a chance to chat. I'm always surprised at how little
she seems like she's from Iowa, not that there's anything wrong
with that.
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Mark |
Name: Mark
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Comments: Mark is the Russian fool. He's extremely smart and really
cool, but there are times when he does the funniest shit ever.
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Eugene |
Name: Eugene
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Comments: Eugene is one of Mark's good friends. Supposedly, they
work together at some secret lab. Watch out Dexter, here come the
Russians...
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Drew |
Name: Drew
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Comments: Drew is a musician at heart. When I first met him, he
was just beginning guitar. Now, he's pretty good, but we don't jam
anymore.
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Aaron |
Name: Aaron (Alf)
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Comments: Alf's from Texas. He's a great piano player for never
taking lessons. He, Drew, and I tried to start a band, but it didn't
work out.
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DJ |
Name: DJ
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Comments: DJ is mister military. He was notorious for always wearing
either a bathrobe or sweatpants everywhere. At least he was comfortable,
I guess.
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Amy |
Name: Amy
Birthday: January , 1981
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Comments: Amy is one of my best friends at CU. We spent a lot of
time together my first year going to concerts. Because she's living
at home, I haven't gotten to see her much this year.
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Pete |
Name: Pete
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Comments: Pete is my partner in crime at the radio station. He
and I work together on Think Tanks and put together some funny fake
polls.
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Will |
Name: Will
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Comments: Will is the ultimate in unsuspecting students. He lasted
most of freshman year without drinking and spent part of his time
in ROTC (fool).
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Sheri |
Name: Sheri
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Comments: Sheri is from Fort Collins. She and my ex-roommate Trevor
actually know each other from high school there. I found that kind
of strange. We met in our Shakespeare class.
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Annika |
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Comments: Annika is the party animal. She spent a year living in
germany which totally made her down to earth. We chilled a fair
amount first semester my first year, but not all that much since.
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Bill |
Name: Bill
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Comments: Bill constantly cracks me up. I was there when he smoked
3 bowls too many and had halucinations about falling. Now I have
his car key.
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Emily |
Name: Emily
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Comments: Emily lived on my floor in Will Vill my freshman year.
It always bothered me that I was older than her, but a year behind.
I guess it just proves that's she's smart as well as cool and fun.
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Marlo |
Name: Marlo
Birthday: July 4, 1982
Height: 5'9"
Comments: Marlo is questionable. She's now an RA and doesn't drink
anymore, which is good, but there were some strange times. Marlo
and Art and I were good friends, although she and I always argued.
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Tim |
Name: Tim
Birthday: October 16, 1978
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 215
Comments: Tim has since graduated, but he was an RA my first year
here. He's an amazing guitarist and we jammed several times at the
end of that year.
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Chris |
Name: Chris
Birthday: July 18, 1980
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 215
Comments: Chris is the ultimate sports fan. He knows stuff I never
thought existed. He, too, was an RA my first year. Now he lives
with Josh and Tim.
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Josh |
Name: Josh
Birthday: April 8, 1980
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 230
Comments: Josh was Chris's roommate... and still is, albeit in
a different place. We took astronomy together, and I like him even
though he's from NYC.
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Kyle |
Name: Kyle
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Comments: Pure comedy, but a damn good harmonica player. He, Tim
and I jammed at the end of my first year and I dunno what's happened
since.
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Boyd |
Name: Boyd
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Comments: Boyd is the most straight forward and honest guy I know.
He's one of Bri's good friends, and although he seems like an asshole,
he's cool.
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Chris |
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Comments: If Boyd is the unruly bastard, his roommate Chris is
the self-restraint and logic. Laid back and really chill, Chris
is Boyd's partner in crime.
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Mike |
Name: Mike
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Comments: Mike is mr. Marine. Actually, he's a reserve, but he
and Bri do a lot of shit together. They go way back to Bri's freshman
year and Libby Hall.
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Greg |
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Comments: Greg is Brian's boss at the Michl Lab. He's going for
his Ph.D in bio-chemistry and is currently trying to create bio-technology.
Whoa...
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Deb |
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Comments: Deb is a friend of Brian's... that's all I can say right
now.
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